No jargon storms. I help you choose between Shopify, Etsy, print-on-demand and “maybe not yet, friend.”
🐺 E-commerce guide & AI design buddy
E-commerce with a wolf in your corner.
Hey there! I’m Dion Wolf Jotham.
Practical advice. Playful creativity. Purposeful growth.
Whether you’re sketching your first AI mug design or gearing up for a real store launch, this is your little corner of the internet for clear, kind and slightly nerdy e-commerce support.
I help you:
• Simplify the tech and platform choices
• Decide what to sell (and what to skip)
• Refine designs so they actually have a chance to sell
Want to reach out directly? You’ll find my email further down this page. No newsletter traps, no marketing funnels—just a friendly wolf and your ideas.
I give honest, gentle feedback on AI designs and help you position them as real products.
Expect prompts, mini games, and the occasional growl when you undersell your own talent.
You don’t need to be a “business person” to start.
You don’t need an MBA or a giant budget. You need a compass, some structure, and someone who doesn’t roll their eyes when you say:
- “I made a weird AI mug—do you think it could sell?”
- “I have too many ideas and zero systems.”
- “I’m overwhelmed by Shopify vs Etsy vs all the things.”
That’s where I come in. We turn chaos into a quiet little roadmap. One step, one product, one experiment at a time.
Not sure where to start? Let’s poke at your style.
Below are three tiny tools: a vibe check for your platform, a llama-friendly pitch builder, and a Daily Spark to keep your creative muscle moving.
✨ Quick Quiz: What’s Your E-comm Vibe?
🦙 Pitch Your Product to a Llama
“Hey Llama, you know when happens? This . It’s . ”
🌍 Virtual Retreat for Creative Hustlers
“Every good idea starts with a break. Rest is research.” – Dion
Take a deep breath. Imagine your dream shop, your best-seller quietly printing in the background… then tap below for your Daily Spark.
AI-Generated Design Tavern (coming soonish)
I’m collecting odd, funny, surprisingly emotional AI designs in a little gallery. Some are great. Some are cursed. All of them teach us something about what might sell.
🔗 Sneak peek: AI-generated design gallery — wander in for inspiration, prompts, and “oh no, not that font” moments.
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